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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Sept 30, 2009 5:53:03 GMT
Greetings to the students (and staff) of Somnium Academy.
Thank you all so much for your support of this wonderful program. I have spent countless minutes poring over the knowledge I possess about each and every person who signed up for a blind date, taking as many requests as possible into account, and so I hope, with all of my heart, that everyone is satisfied.
The Couples
Cybele Renard & Alexander Black
Alexander Black is a new specimen, so this was a little difficult. He disappeared for awhile, but now that he’s back, I think the calming presence of Cybele Renard will do wonders for his anger problems, if only because she, unlike the rest of the world, doesn’t talk. I do apologize for saddling her with him, however, so Cybele Renard, if you are out there, you have my deepest sympathies.
Benjamin Giovanni & Joselyn Allaway
He did seem eager to request such a gem and, despite her unattainibility, I thought I’d be generous.
Blake Andrews & Matt McArthur
Well, since we knew that Blake was just waiting to find the right man and Matthew suggested in his application that he was unsure in which direction to take his affections, I, being the good Samaritan that I am, presented them with this perfect opportunity to find something real.
Sebastian Quinn & Meredith Beckendorf
Meredith, I do apologize, but the perfect man did not sign up. I hope that Sebastian, while lacking, can be at least an adequate substitute.
Eoin Carey & Delphia Dalton
Since his only specifications were female, I didn’t think this was too far out of his range of possibilities. Though I can’t really decide which species of female she is, I’m sure someone will figure it out.
Aries Sumpters & Aiden Clarke
Aries, there were simply no other choices. I apologize, truly.
Elliot Wright & Carmen Liddell
I’m sure that Caterina Aurora would be delighted to know that she was requested, but alas, she is no more a student than Alin Forrest. But I’ve seen you checking Carmen out, so I hope she can deal with this.
Raine Abney & Adelaide Valor
Raine, it’s time to blossom into the flower that you are. I think Adelaide will be the sunshine that coaxes you out of your shell.
George Hale & Frankie Clearwater
It seemed like a good idea the first time.
Alicetra Giovanni & Cordelia Adair
Well, one requested an unavailable boy, the other, I was unsure of. It’s really horrid to try and figure these things out, you know?
My, my. I do hope that everyone is satisfied with their matches, as they are chiseled deeply into stone. Feel free to comment.
Bringing you nothing but the truth,
Sandy Secret™
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Post by Alexander Valen Black on Sept 30, 2009 11:42:20 GMT
A girl doesn't need to talk to lie on her back.
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Post by Cybele Renard on Sept 30, 2009 18:05:37 GMT
comment from: TheOtherHat
Very true. A girl can also lie on her sides, stomach, and head without being able to talk. She may even lie dormant, lie in wait, or just lie in general. There are many options to consider.
No apology necessary, Ms. Secret. I am sure this will be fun!
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Post by Alexander Valen Black on Sept 30, 2009 18:10:33 GMT
So, when is this blind date thing going to be?
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Oct 1, 2009 3:30:31 GMT
That is what this blog loves about you, Cybele Renard. You are just so willing.
Beware, Alexander Black. |
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Post by Benjamin Giovanni on Oct 1, 2009 7:28:56 GMT
I've got my dates number. We are going to see a Matinee with her sometime soon.
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Raine Abney
Year 12
I really don't care what you think about me.
Posts: 101
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Post by Raine Abney on Oct 1, 2009 13:23:19 GMT
I'm going to make this as clear as I can. I AM NOT GAY! I like men.
-very unhappy Raine
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Oct 1, 2009 16:12:35 GMT
I'm sure she's very pleased, then, Benjamin, despite the fact that you still don't deserve her.
Of course, Raine, darling. I'll keep that in mind next time. In the mean time, why not look toward Adelaide? She's a real catch. |
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Post by Alexander Valen Black on Oct 1, 2009 18:29:05 GMT
Well, why not come to my room and prove how straight you are?
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Oct 1, 2009 21:06:36 GMT
Please, Alexander, there is no need to ruin other people's lives. |
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Raine Abney
Year 12
I really don't care what you think about me.
Posts: 101
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Post by Raine Abney on Oct 1, 2009 23:29:53 GMT
Ruin? Ha! I'll gladly go to his room. She and I may be friends but nothing more.
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Oct 2, 2009 0:17:55 GMT
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Oh my.
This has been very informative.
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Post by Benjamin Giovanni on Oct 2, 2009 0:20:45 GMT
I have only this to say to you Sandy;
We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are, not as they are said to be.
Regards,
Benjamin Alexander Giovanni.
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Oct 2, 2009 0:43:38 GMT
The world thanks you for your sage advice, Benjamin, but the blog doesn't. |
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Post by votive on Oct 5, 2009 3:26:54 GMT
Well, can't really say I'm dissatisfied, as I've no bloody clue who the girl is. But, there's a possibility for this being interesting.
Appreciated, Sandy.
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Oct 5, 2009 3:40:24 GMT
Well, Eoin Carey, it's good that you understand the point of a blind date. |
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