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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Aug 27, 2009 4:22:20 GMT
Greetings Somnium students and staff.
You all know how much I truly care about you and your social life, a thing that I never fail to bring to the forefront of everyone's mind. And it just so happens that a little bird told me that there was a dance coming up, so of course I had to make sure you were all prepared. Of course, I've been preparing for ages, but you weren't to know that. It would have spoiled the surprise.
Of course, those of you that are intelligent (and I realize that it is very few of you) might have noticed something a little...off about my most recent blog entry. Why on earth is Sandy writing about absolutely everyone, you may have been wondering. Well, wonder no longer, for you have the solution to all of your problems right here.
That's right, everyone. I am here to transform your sad, romance-less lives into something vibrant and exciting and all you have to do is send me a private message with the following form. For reference, please use my latest blog entry. And be sure to read the entire form so you're not surprised!
Remember, send it to me in a private message. You don't want the whole school knowing how desperate you are.
[b]Name:[/b] This is so basic. Please do not use a codename. I can't hook up "desperateheart" with "bleedingromance" because, hello, neither of you will know the other.
[b]Year:[/b] Please don't lie. I will know. Trust me.
[b]Desired Date:[/b] Now, this is very up in the air. I cannot guarantee that you will get who you put down, mostly because they have not necessarily signed up. And please do use my guide as a guide for your decision. That's what it's there for.
I will update this entry each time someone sends me a message with the sex of the applicant. Now, send away!
Yours truly,
Sandy Secret™
p.s. This is a service for students. Teachers, if you so feel the need to have a blind date, please ask one of your fellow adults to see that it happens. And if you wish to date a student, by all means. Please set up your own date.
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Aug 27, 2009 7:14:38 GMT
One female has sent in her form. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Aug 27, 2009 20:45:13 GMT
One male has sent in his form. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Aug 28, 2009 6:57:37 GMT
One female has sent in her form. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Aug 29, 2009 2:03:54 GMT
Two females have sent in their forms. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Aug 29, 2009 5:12:02 GMT
One male has sent in his form. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Aug 29, 2009 21:45:23 GMT
One male and one female have both sent in their forms.
And might I remind Alin Forrest that this is a service for students. I posted that announcement just for you. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Sept 4, 2009 2:15:25 GMT
Two males and two females have sent in their forms. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Sept 4, 2009 4:32:36 GMT
One male has sent in his form. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Sept 23, 2009 2:31:47 GMT
One male has sent in his form. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Sept 29, 2009 19:49:26 GMT
One male has sent in his form. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Sept 30, 2009 5:53:57 GMT
Blind Date sign-ups are now closed |
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