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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Aug 11, 2009 4:00:26 GMT
Greetings to the students (and staff) of Somnium Academy.
So, last time was getting your feet wet and this time, you’re going to get some real gossip. I’m sure you’re all curious about who’s sleeping with who and what’s going on with all that and, since it is obviously quite awkward to just ask people, I thought I’d do some investigating to bring you all the answers you crave. I realize that I’m a goddess, but please. Keep your worshipping to the comments.
The Bonking
Meredith Beckendorf & Christian Chevalier
I know we’ve all been curious about why this clearly romantically advanced being would ever hang out with someone as ridiculous as Christian Chevalier, but I guess he puts out more than we expected. Maybe he’s not an overcompensating buffoon.
Kyle Ehrlich & Crystal Dinaia
His assistant? Please. As if anyone believes that.
Ehryn Homemdoces & Logan Fairfax
I know that everyone saw him flirting with the librarian, Flick Arden, but clearly, she wasn’t woman enough for this one since, later, he went drinking with Logan Fairfax, the network administrator. With his track record, I doubt they made it back to their separate bedrooms, especially once they’d gotten a few drinks in their system.
Blake Andrews & Aries Sumpters
I haven’t confirmed this to be true yet, but I saw a picture. Who knows, maybe they’ve both found true love. If this is the case, then congratulations, both of you.
Alin Forrest
He gets his own category, because I can’t really pinpoint any one person that he’s sleeping with. There are his students, which are all in danger (yes, even the boys), especially those with private lessons. He also appears to have the hots for the librarian, who he seems determined to awaken in the night. He should probably keep those fling moments a little bit more secret than that. Singing in a tree is kind of conspicuous.
The Crushes
Crystal Dinaia on Paris Musuko
Clearly, one staff member isn’t enough. Although, this love seems more…pure.
Blake Andrews on Flick Arden
What is with everyone and the god damn librarian? I’m sure she’s lovely if you get to know her, but seriously, how have all of these people gotten to know her? She. Does. Not. Speak. Ever. Maybe this is just to cover up the previous love affair.
Meredith Beckendorf on Jack Callahan
He’s kind of a twit, but then again, we can’t say much for her choice in men. Look at who she’s doing.
Well, everyone, that’s it for now. Feel free to leave some love. It’s always appreciated.
Bringing you nothing but the truth,
Sandy Secret™
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Post by Christian Chevalier on Aug 11, 2009 4:07:44 GMT
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Yeeeaaahhh, Meredith's personal life isn't really as interesting as you made it out to be.
Sorry to disappoint. |
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Post by Crystal Dinaia on Aug 11, 2009 4:27:50 GMT
comment from:callme.swarovski
Hmm.. She looks much cuter with Jack~ Her love life is only uninteresting because that pompous-blonde-pretty-boy is in it. GO JACK GO! |
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Post by Christian Chevalier on Aug 11, 2009 4:29:28 GMT
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Uhhh, excuse me. Because who is in it? |
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Post by Crystal Dinaia on Aug 11, 2009 4:35:47 GMT
comment from:callme.swarovski
That... pompous-blonde-pretty-boy? Apparently I didn't type loud enough for the obnoxiously blind. ^__^ |
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Post by Christian Chevalier on Aug 11, 2009 4:36:42 GMT
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Uh, you know, you're not helping anything.
At all. |
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Post by Crystal Dinaia on Aug 11, 2009 4:38:21 GMT
comment from:callme.swarovski
Neither are you.
At all. |
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Post by Christian Chevalier on Aug 11, 2009 4:42:06 GMT
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Well, I was.
Until you started your little trend of fail.
Failer. |
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Post by Crystal Dinaia on Aug 11, 2009 4:50:32 GMT
comment from:callme.swarovski
Failer? This has officially gotten too stupid to continue wasting time on. |
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Post by sandy { s e c r e t } on Aug 11, 2009 4:54:38 GMT
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Thank you, the.cavalier and callme.swarovski for this interesting exchange. I guess i can let my readers know that the third crush is factual. You've been most helpful. |
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Post by Crystal Dinaia on Aug 11, 2009 5:05:26 GMT
comment from callme.swarovski
Oops.
I mean.. Umm.
NO IT ISN'T? |
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Post by Carmen Liddell on Aug 11, 2009 5:09:21 GMT
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Wooow, good job, guys. |
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