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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 3:08:11 GMT
ringringringringring BANANA PHHHHOOOONNE.
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 3:12:58 GMT
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 3:15:51 GMT
"Uhm, to talk to my cousin, obviously."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 3:16:59 GMT
As all the cool kids do. Whats good?
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 3:19:58 GMT
"Well, I found this thing, you see."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 3:21:51 GMT
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 3:23:37 GMT
"Awesome thing. Like, really, I can't describe its awesome over the phone."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 3:27:00 GMT
What is it? Can we pawn it?
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 3:29:47 GMT
"...No, we cannot pawn it. It is way too awesome. Like, think James Bond awesome, and then...well, actually, it's pretty much just James Bond awesome."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 3:31:37 GMT
James Bond? Fuck James Bond. Unless you're talking about Sean Connery - James Bond. If it's Sean Connery James Bond than in which case it better be so awesome it's up there with like the pen that turns into a Sniper-Rifle.
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 3:35:13 GMT
"Nah, it's not up there with Sean Connery awesome. I guess it's more like Pierce Brosnan."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 3:40:03 GMT
Hm...well, well right. That's acceptable. So what is it?
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 3:49:18 GMT
"It's an old FBI uniform. One of the teacher's gave it to me. It's in my closet now. HOWCOOLISTHAT?"
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 3:52:33 GMT
YES+cough+Uh, I mean well: Why would a teacher just have that laying around? You don't think that's a bit...shady?
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 3:55:24 GMT
"Well, yes, that's obviously why I need your help."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 3:58:58 GMT
Can't ever just call to say Hi...So what dirty sketchbag employee of the school gave it to you?
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 4:01:11 GMT
"I totally call to say hi. Sometimes. Anyway, it was one of the history teachers. And he SEEMS kind of sketchy. But in an awesome way."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 4:03:31 GMT
So was he just like 'Yo here's some sweet threads' or was it more of a '...heeeeey, psst do you want this? I need to get rid of these before the police finds out I murdered an FBI agent' sort of pass off?
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 4:08:10 GMT
"The first. Because I wrote a paper on J. Edgar Hoover so that I wouldn't fail the class."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 4:09:24 GMT
I don't know man, maybe he wants your cock.
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 4:11:15 GMT
"Well, who wouldn't, but that is beside the point, Max."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 4:15:04 GMT
I'm just saying, an FBI Outfit might be like...his opening line, we'll say. Like, tries to seduce a woman, he gives her flowers. Tries to get with a guy? Gives him a first-hand brutal FBI suit? He might ask you out to dinner next time you see him. Make sure to keep your back end against the wall when you talk to him, haha.
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 4:19:00 GMT
"Will do, just for you. You should come talk to him with me, though. Because you need to see for yourself."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 4:20:38 GMT
If I find the time - yeah. In the mean while, you should dress up in that thing and kick the shit out of people. For fun.
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 4:21:29 GMT
"It's like, a foot too short for me."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 4:22:40 GMT
Yeah well everythings like a foot too short for you Jolly Green; we'll hire a midget or something.
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 4:25:49 GMT
"It had better be a cool midget. No one lame can wear my FBI suit."
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 4:30:17 GMT
We'll hold auditions. Each midget gets a tin of mace and a club than tell them to have at it.
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Post by Jack Callahan™ on Jul 26, 2009 4:35:42 GMT
"How do we make sure they don't ruin the suit?"
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Post by Maxim Reagan on Jul 26, 2009 4:50:21 GMT
Treatening, obviously. If the victor ruins the suit, we tell him he's being casted in the remake of Wizard of Oz.
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