Fidelity {Meredith}

Cain_Hargreaves: Are you making fun of Jack again, Christian?
Cain_Hargreaves: Jealous, much?
Cain_Hargreaves: Poor Christian. Do you need me to scratch behind your ears? XP

Cain_Hargreaves: Of course, Master. I will definitely alter my emotions immediately. Please, don't disapprove of me anymore!
Cain_Hargreaves: /sarcasm
Cain_Hargreaves: Aside from the fact that I don't love the right people, is there anything else you'd like to talk about? XP

Cain_Hargreaves: Your boredom, indeed, is my top priority. How may I be of service in helping to assuage it?

Cain_Hargreaves: Hmmm....
Cain_Hargreaves: How about.. This.
Cain_Hargreaves: Huzzah!

Cain_Hargreaves: You're part of my life, dumbass! You already know what's going on in it
Cain_Hargreaves: Hm. I think my band teacher is hitting on the new sophomore girl who just came in? And I hear the new librarian is high up on his 'wanna-have-that-thang' list.

Cain_Hargreaves: Pedophiles are like.. 12 and younger. And besides, he doesn't sleep with 'em.. I think.
Cain_Hargreaves: I don't care, though. If they are consensual, whatever.
Cain_Hargreaves: But, yeah, the librarian. Ms. Arden, I think..

Cain_Hargreaves: Funny, from what I've noticed, every staff member around here is well-kept and very attractive for older men and women
Cain_Hargreaves: But you totally hit on me when we were sophomores, you dumbass. X|
Cain_Hargreaves: And sometimes you're so conceited. Age doesn't matter in love or sex. It's just social bonding. X|| Men and women have competed over it for centuries, and the arbitrary age rule only came in recently with the ignorance of the church and its sudden necessity for control. Not to say that the church didn't have a say in when it was young, too, but.. well, fuck it. Age doesn't matter--only intellect and maturity. X||||||||

Cain_Hargreaves: .... Die, Christian.
Cain_Hargreaves: Just die. DX<<<<<<<<<<

Cain_Hargreaves changed status: "Listening to Emo Kid"
Cain_Hargreaves: Oh, please. Here's the world's smallest violin.
Cain_Hargreaves: Anything else going on in your life? XP

Cain_Hargreaves changed status: "surrounded by idiots; Every day."
Cain_Hargreaves: Didn't you keep them in your drawer under the bed so they wouldn't get confiscated?
Cain_Hargreaves: Not that it matters. If you commit hari-kari, I'll find you in the afterlife, reanimate you in your corpse, and make you fuck a goat on campus during lunch just to humiliate you. DX<

Cain_Hargreaves: A girlier animal? Seriously? XP You're such a dork.
Cain_Hargreaves: OMFG! I'LL KILL THAT WENCH!
Cain_Hargreaves: blog.somnium.edu/sandy_secret <-- She put up that I had a crush on Jackie. I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE BUT YOU THAT I HAVE A CRUSH ON JACK! What will I do if he finds out? I can't ask her to take it down, then I prove she's right and I can't deny it?! WHAT THE HELL?! FUCKING GOSSIP COLUMN BULLSHIT! DAMNIT DX

Cain_Hargreaves: .. Well, I may have alluded to liking Jack with Crystal and Carmen...
Cain_Hargreaves: But, fuck, Christian, if we were having sex, you'd be a much happier man, you stuck-up prick. XP
Cain_Hargreaves: And I can't deny it because then it makes it seem like it's true! Doofus... You should deny it, though. >XD Since you're close to me, it won't seem like I'm just getting defensive, and you can just... deny it for me.

Cain_Hargreaves: Of course not. She's a close friend. I expect her betraying me on the same level I expect you to betray me. Neither of which are highly likely, or I'd have told you to hit the road.
Cain_Hargreaves: And, I appreciate you. MUAH! Thanks. Though you didn't have to sound like a ponce. XP ..... of course, when don't you?

Cain_Hargreaves: Do you care if they think we are sleeping together? Because I don't. I only care when gossip blogs are right.
Cain_Hargreaves: You know I love you. OHMYGOD, Don't ARGUE WITH THAT PERSON!